dyingread

1. Do not ever say, “I have never tried _____________” to someone in college. This includes keg stands, beer bongs, shotgunning a beer, weed, shrooms, ecstasy, shots of 151, Four Lokos pre-Four-Lokos-was-discovered-to-have-a-lethal-combination-of-caffeine-and-alcohol,...

      1. I used to think that wind was formed from the movements of trees and plants. Yep, I believed that all the trees in the world decided, simultaneously, to dance and sway together...

I love the beach, I love the sun, and I love ice cream trucks. So that would make summer my favorite season, right? Wrong. Autumn is my favorite season—and probably for all of the wrong reasons. I love...

The other night, I was devising schemes in my secret, underground lair.  When I say underground, I don’t mean subterranean, I mean like, you’ve probably never heard of where it is. One of such schemes...

It’d begin with me waking up to my alarm. Some catchy tune would be playing in the non-diegetic world, probably a song by Ingrid Michelson or Regina Spektor. My life would currently be spiraling downwards;...