Too Much of a Good Thing
I don’t eat until I’m full… I eat until I hate myself.*
We’ve all hit this low point before. You eat so much you can’t stand up straight and end up walking around like Quasimodo from the...
Archive for April, 2012:
Responses to Relationship Status Changes
There are two kinds of Facebook newsfeed checkers in the world. Those who sort the feed by “most recent” and those who sort the feed by “top stories.”
I have no life. Also, as you might...
Worst Places To Be When You’re Hungover
Work
Sometimes, on a random weekday night, a single pint of beer turns in to six. And a bottle of wine turns in to three. And your beach-body diet turns in to carne asada fries.
… And the left over...
The 7 Different Kinds of Facebook Status Updates
1. The “This Just In – Breaking News” Update
Once upon a time, the phrase “that’s so five minutes ago…” was a sarcastic insult for being late on trending news. But now, newsfeeds...
3 Reasons Why Being Pregnant Will Rock
“You know what this site is missing?” I thought to myself one afternoon. “A post about pregnancy! Specifically a post about how cool pregnancy will be someday. Gosh, why haven’t Robert and Michael...