1. Waking up before your alarm, hoping you still have an hour left of sleep, and then realizing you have one minute before the alarm goes off.
2. Waking up before your alarm, you slowly get out of bed...
Published on: Apr 20 2012
By: Michael Lee 1 Comment
I’m not particularly close to my dad. Don’t get me wrong, I love the shit out of that man. He bought me my first car, paid my way through college, and supports me with generally every decision...
I seriously sleep too much.
Just want to preface this by saying if you’re a prospective employer doing a background check and you stumbled onto my blog… this is all sarcastic. Everything you’re...
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Suddenly, recall every scary movie you’ve seen with exceptional clarity. Remember all those times you would critique cheesy, low-budget horror movies? How you would joke with your friends about those...