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The trouble with girls is you never know how old they are. Hold on… police officers at my door.   How in the world is Emma Watson older than Kate Upton? How is Lady Gaga younger than Mila Kunis? (I...

I’ve felt too busy for the past 15 months or so. That’s a long time. 15 months ago, the idea of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian having a child would have prompted a lot of responses like:       But...

In junior high, I was a serious emo kid. I loved emo music. Anything with crunchy guitars, high-pitched vocals, and light self-harm motifs was music to my ears. As I listened to ballads about love gone...

Clubbing We’ve already outlined the pitfalls of clubbing in a few other articles. Clubbing is so awkward, it’s almost impossible to do without alcohol. This can really only be said about a few other...

Men are strange creatures.  We are hairier than our female counterparts.  (mostly.)  We have trouble doing more than one thing at once.  We really, really, really like fire. Something we also do is...