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I spend a lot of time wondering what it’d be like to live through various fantasy-like scenarios. You know, your basic stuff like: What if I were a studly man-spy like James Bond and I had to rescue...

It’s been a week and a half since you broke up. The first few days were strange and liberating. So much free time! So much less texting! So much more money in my wallet. Uh, I mean your wallet. This...

I’ve been in relationships with four males whom are situated across the spectrum from beta to alpha.   Until last July, my answer to the question, “How would you describe your dream guy?” would...

Dear Future Wife,   Hey! What’s up? How’re you doing?   First and foremost, I’d like to sincerely apologize in advance. How you managed to get stuck with a guy like me is beyond me. Maybe...

You’ve probably heard this song. There’s a version with Christina Aguilera that’s played on the radio a lot, and it’s been known to make 4 year-olds cry.   It’s a super sad song, and I...