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I seriously sleep too much. Just want to preface this by saying if you’re a prospective employer doing a background check and you stumbled onto my blog… this is all sarcastic.  Everything you’re...

I hear a noise in the closet. I slowly creep towards it and call out the name of my friend, who I’ve been separated from while we were being chased by an insane murderer who infiltrated my home, because...

Suddenly, recall every scary movie you’ve seen with exceptional clarity. Remember all those times you would critique cheesy, low-budget horror movies? How you would joke with your friends about those...

  So you just got your heart-broken and now you’re wondering what to do with yourself… Let me preface this by saying that there are many degrees of heartbreak and though some require a little...

This post is strictly for the gentlemen.  Ladies- I’m sure you are all quite familiar with one direction and thus do not need to read this post… although there are pictures, so feel free to oogle...